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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:43

So they tried
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How Long Of A Ride Is Mario Kart World? - Kotaku
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Webb telescope took a direct image of two exoplanets. See it now. - Mashable
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Trump Weighs In On Possible Sean 'Diddy' Combs Pardon: 'He Used To Really Like Me' - HuffPost
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No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Weekend Box Office: LILO & STITCH Stays on Top as BALLERINA Opens to $25M - boxofficepro.com
Still no good.
No way
No go.
How many Russians really understand the state they live in?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
FanDuel announces 50-cent fee on all bets in Illinois - Awful Announcing
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks