What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How Long Of A Ride Is Mario Kart World? - Kotaku

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

BET Awards 2025 highlights: Jamie Foxx delivers emotional speech, Doechii criticizes Trump's use of ‘military force’ to stop L.A. protests, Mariah Carey performs and more - Yahoo

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Webb telescope took a direct image of two exoplanets. See it now. - Mashable

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Trump Weighs In On Possible Sean 'Diddy' Combs Pardon: 'He Used To Really Like Me' - HuffPost

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Weekend Box Office: LILO & STITCH Stays on Top as BALLERINA Opens to $25M - boxofficepro.com

Still no good.

No way

No go.

How many Russians really understand the state they live in?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A Biologist Spotlights The World’s Most Aggressive Bird. Hint: It’s Flightless, It’s Not The Ostrich, And It’s Been Known To Kill People - Forbes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Read the memo: Google cracks down on RTO mandate and offers buyouts to some US-based employees - Business Insider

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

FanDuel announces 50-cent fee on all bets in Illinois - Awful Announcing

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks